i have far too many poop stories
my flatmate shat in a plastic bag, froze it and then put it in with my mate's luggage, so when he got to jersey customs everyone would wonder where that strange smell was coming from.
they also pooped in one of my mate's rolled up posters as he was moving out of our uni residence. as far as i know it's still in the rolled up poster.
one more, one day after about three days of non-pooping i let a big one go. flushed and thought nothing more of it. few hours later i walked past the bathroom to see four flatmates standing around the toilet in a state of astonishment. it turns out that the poop was huge and hadn't been delivered past the u-bend. i didn't think that much of it but my flatmates were deeply fascinated, proclaiming it to be made of "dark matter" and looking "like a trout poking it's head out from under some rocks." they still mention it to this day. i'm soo glad i moved out.
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